It’s the momz birthday!!!!
She’s turning 30.
i really liked this questionnaire i saw on wasted rita so i thought i’d do it:
Last album you bought.
i bought two at the same time.
vol. 2…hard knock life // Jay-Z
stankonia // outkast
Last album you downloaded.
wonderwall music // george harrison
Where will you wake up tomorrow?
in a pile of cookie crumbs
The concert you will never forget.
van halen. i’m employing dadt on this.
What did you have for dinner yesterday?
bagel with peanut butter
First five things you did today.
got pissed at my computer. told the internet to fuck off. took too long in the shower. wrote about how i like nicki minaj’s multiple personalities in a cover letter. applied for a job.
Bruno Mars or Mika. (Which one would you prefer to kill?)
neither dude.
If you could do anything tomorrow, what would it be?
put the fun between my legs (bike around). explore.
One movie you will never get tired of (re)watching.
wayne’s world
Which Seinfeld character are you?
elaine, in terms of dancing. george, in terms of life.
Worst band ever.
creed
What is Satan’s middle name?
creed
Minor Threat or 7 Seconds.
minor threat
What makes you smile like a fool?
big furry dogs walking down the street
Last book you read.
camera lucida // roland barthes
Before the end of today, what would you wish to happen?
i want bob barker to climb through my window with hot chocolate & tell me i won a million dollars and a trip to space.
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My mom likes to make fun of my photo degree and says she doesn’t need a degree to take pictures. It’s those sort of hilarious comments that make me appreciate my mom a whole lot more.
My momz is the beezkneez.
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I like listening to rap, eatin’ vegan s’mores, and thinking I can legitimately bring back the sideways ponytail. It’s like I’m saying, “Yeah, I’m hardcore, I came from the hood and really like eating quinoa and shopping at Whole Foods. RUH, RUH motherfuckers.” I think I just confirmed why I’m a big nerd and these pictures only serve as photographic proof of that.
Speaking of nerd, I came across this website. Last time I looked at it, it claimed that 6 people were in space and it got me thinking of who/what I’d take. Over the past two months I’ve been thinking space might be the coolest place to go so here are the 6 people/things I’d take with me:
1. 
Chelsey
I have to giggle with someone, right? Might as well be my best friend. Besides I imagine we’d just be really quiet and just saying “Whoa, we’re in space right now” every once in a while.
2.
Kid Cudi
Why take a dude I actually like in real life, when I could take the guy who doesn’t know I exist (oh wait, that’s nothing new…so cross that out) who will fall in love with me?! Okay, so here’s my moment of honesty, he’s probably not the best rapper/musician in the game…but he seems slightly awkward, charming, and is obviously big ballin’. He meets all of my dude criteria (cute, ballin’, awkward, smart, rich as fuck) and I think we’d legit make a cute couple. Whatever, if this doesn’t work out, I’ll take Joseph Gordon-Levitt, which, according to MASH, I’m going to marry and have one kid with.
3.
David Bowie and his space sized crotch
Chelsey and I both have a crush on Bowie but I’ll let her have Bowie so she doesn’t have to be third wheelin’ it in space. It’s already awkward on earth, so it’s probably a bajillion times more awkward in space. Bowie’s crotch also doubles as a couch so we can sit on the Bowie Crotch Couch and eat the food I’m taking to space.
(According to MASH, Chelsey was going to marry Bowie…so it kind of works out)
4.
Pizza
Potato pizza and other sorts of pizza…but potato pizza definitely.
5. Spotify
What’s the best way to communicate feelings to a person? Veiled messages in the form of spotify playlists. It might be a good way to chronicle our trip and for Cudders to tell me he’s in love with me.
6.
Carl Sagan.
Sagan is a motherfuckin’ badass. I just want to ask him how many slices of pizza he ate that way he can say, “Billions and billions of slices.”
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